Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Too Late.....

There was a due date for the demands.
Don't you know how ransoms work?


Well, at least you should now.
RIP Lighting McQueen
I guess your owners didn't love you enough to read directions.
Not that it matters, but if you want the remains, the ransom is double.
THE DUE DATE is January 17, 2009
This is just for his remains.
He's DEAD.
and
Its your fault.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

You made us do this

McQueen was honking your name.


You're lucky the bosses like computer generated NASCAR.
This is usually what happens when folks don't cooperate, see:


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Cars go boom

Thursday, January 8, 2009

RANSOM DEMANDS

Here are my Ransom demands:


12 Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets



4 Crustable Sandwiches
12 bottles of American brewed beer


And your guarantee that the San Francisco 49Er's will win the 2009-2010 Super Bowl


You must communicate your response to these demands by high noon on January 10th

Sunday, January 4, 2009



You don't want your little friend to get hurt now do you?




Tyler, He's asking for your help.